onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 27, 2009

trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure May 13, 2005

Anal Tears

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

weave tearing

The act of one black chick tearing out another's weave in a cat fight whilst several people, all holding earrings, rings, and bracelets and catching fake nails, circle around and cheer one of the black chicks on.

Black person 1: man, did you see that cat fight yesterday?

Black person 2: which one?

Black person 1: the one with the weave tearing!

Black person 3: you gon' need to be mo specific

by Naughty Dorito July 2, 2014

Cunt tears

the delicious sweet sweet tears of a massive cunt. a Twat even. A big stinky poopoo head.

Person 1- you suck
Person 2- cry about it, you cunt
Person 1- *Cries*
Person 2- Sweet succulent delicious cunt tears

by Maskerain August 1, 2023

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019