Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.

When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016

Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.

"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."

by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

Post Traumatic Election Disorder

A new disorder whereby voters of the losing electoral party experience deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases violence such as such as riots, protests, hate graffiti, and physical assault directed towards the winning political party and its members.

Many liberal Democrats experienced Post Traumatic Election Disorder when Donald Trump, a Republican, won the election for President of the United States.

by Hemmingwayz November 22, 2016

Banana Trauma

When you’re about to shove it in but miss and hit the cheek instead.

FUCK! I JUST GOT BANANA TRAUMA!

by The Globbyglogabgalab June 6, 2018