Tennessee Elegy

noun, countable
used in Japanese BBSs to refer to a sad message which will be deleted by the poster to conceal his own jibaku; named after a JET from Tennessee, USA

Dai: Jibaku? Are you deleting all of your messages again? Yes or No?!
David: It's strange that the keyboard automatically and repeatedly types characters, "paranoia nutter looney."
Dai: Give your answer to the simple question.
David: The OS displays a Delete button and not Yes and No buttons in any dialogbox. Why does the mouse click on a Delete button automatically?
Dai: ... Tennessee Elegy. Dance a waltz!

by Amamo-chan January 1, 2006

Erwin Tennessee

a small hamlet found in the northeast part of tennessee. Is known for the its large population of toothless people. Common clothing is overalls with one strap undone and dangling on the persons back side. Population is known to be inbred with most townsfolk related to each other because of family likeness. Education background reflects that most townsfolks do not get past the sixth grade. Common job is coal miner for male and for females a job as a fast food waitress with daisy duke shorts on at the local eatery. Or attached to the government tit for welfare the rest of their lives Most townsfolk aspire to be brain surgeons or double knot spies like the Beverly Hillbillies.

Let's go to Erwin Tennessee where we can see how real hillbillies live. You'ns wont to go to the bear festival tonight. Howbout we get ourselves oiled up and squeal like pigs tonight. Erwin where time stands still and nobody cares.

by *Starlet the Harlet July 6, 2011

Tennessee Tuxedo

It's basically like a tank top, sleeves optional

Dale took this bitch back to his place last night and she got ass juice all over his Tennessee tuxedo.

by Being_Poor_Sucks January 30, 2009

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

Tennesse Tight Rope

When you tie a string to the end of your erect penis and have a woman walk across it.

I had to call the ambulence because my girlfriend and I tried to Tennesse Tight Rope

by Meatsickle Man June 28, 2010

Tennessee

A word often followed with a smaller number than the one after the word "Florida".

Florida 30 - Tennessee 13
Florida 27 - Tennessee 23
Florida 23 - Tennessee 21
Florida 33 - Tennessee 20
Florida 35 - Tennessee 29
Florida 62 - Tennessee 37
Florida 31 - Tennessee 0
Florida 41 - Tennessee 34

by Hic October 7, 2004

Tennessee Long Stroke

In conversation, the term Tennessee Long Stroke means to fully insert ones penis in anothers anus with no lubrication all in one thrust. Coined by David E.

Hell yeah, I'd sell someone my anal virginity for 3.7 million dollars, I'd even let em Tennessee Long Stroke it.

by Davy WE June 3, 2010