I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

blowin out tires

Driving recklessly through a rough environment (either off-road or deep urban)

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out tires" -- Skin on What It's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003

I’m tired and it’s winter

A quote used by our very own king, Harry Styles.

Makeup artist: He looks a bit pale this morning, a bit peaky.
Harry: I’m tired and it’s winter.

by HSLTstan June 25, 2021

No air in my tires

you are really tired and/or you have no energy to stay on your feet. tires=feet

Me: I had such a long day at school today. I got no air in my tires."

by meriweather April 2, 2006

Belgium Fat Tire

Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.

Fred: "Is a Belgium Fat Tire a good idea for a first date?"
Mother: "What the fuck is that?"

by Patel Richardson June 4, 2010

Atomic Flat Tire

Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.

See also flat tire.

When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004