The Verge

A South African teen fap-material television show which masquerades as a gaming news, preview and review show.

A typical episode will include videos pulled from Youtube, which everybody has likely already seen, reviews done by people who have never even played games before, texts that looks as if they were written by five year olds running across the bottom of the screen and presenters dressed up like typical attention whores.

Aside from insulting any viewer's intelligence, the show has also been known to insult its audience by sending models who have never touched any games in their lives to cover gaming expos at which they insult the attendees by casting assumptions as to their sexual orientation and likening them to Uruk'Hai.

'Hey my brudda, did you see the review for Amalur on dat show The Verge last night?'

'Dey review gamezzz? I thought it was a show about hot gurlzzz.'

The Verge by Zoompaloompa May 4, 2012

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blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

blow some carbon off the valves by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

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The Vortex

The most uncomfortable, crotch-bruising, yet fun rollercoaster at californias great america. you are forced to stand up on this roller coaster but there is a thin seat that is there for some reason that digs into your ass and crotch.

kyle: lets go on The Vortex!
josh: no man you go on last time i got on i waddled like a penguin for the rest of the day

The Vortex by bomchickawowow August 1, 2009