waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014

Bukkake Surprise

Pulling out before ejaculation and surprising your partner with a facial.

Jackie was uncooperative and was promptly administered a Bukkake Surprise

by Teapot2 July 25, 2014

himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.

Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!

by 2jm022 February 13, 2022

The Element of Surprise

when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact

They were relying on the element of surprise to win the game.

by BALOPER February 4, 2021

Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.

I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.

by Books January 15, 2015

Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021

Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011