Saskatchewan Surprise

A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.

The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.

by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

Frosties Surprise

When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.

“What’s that Girl doing over there?”
“Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019

KC Surprise

A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.

I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.

by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019

james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.

Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not

by Theredbullet May 24, 2017

Sink Surprise

When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink

Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!

by Moenrtostatlaue February 18, 2018

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018