suprise sex

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

by liastd November 18, 2006

French Surprise

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.

Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.

by joey the cock April 17, 2008

Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.

Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

pink eye suprise

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face

i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise

by johnny lee January 18, 2008

General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.

That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005