shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.

Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Mexi-sitting

this is when you work at an establishment where mexicans who just recently hopped over the border are accepted to work along side regular english speaking americans and the retarded fucking mexicans cant do there jobs therefore they are not being babysat because they aren't babys they are being mexi-sat because they are.........mexicans!!

These mexicans sure are stupid i cant stand Mexi-sitting

by The White Man 85 May 19, 2010

sitting on CHROME

Having a Gun under the seat of your car.

Dont trip ese... Im sitting on chrome. If these putos trip ill blast them.

by cantinflas August 18, 2009

phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010

spitting biscuits

When a large woman (or man) is wearing clothes that are too tight, thus "rolls" are visible. First originated when observing a big woman wearing a tiny outfit, including way to small strappy sandals.

"Did you see her? She had fat falling out everywhere."
"Yeah, dude, it looks like her sandals are spitting buscuits!!"

by kategirl March 20, 2005

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010