Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

stanter

the laughs gained from watching people dramatically fall over
stacking-it banter = stanter

"her hitting the floor on the dance floor was complete stanter"

by butterscorner April 11, 2009

scatter head

Shit for brains

Dion is a scatter head.

by 65799 February 6, 2012

fuck stutter

when you are fucking a girl/guy and you so happen to slip on her/his sweaty body and slip up her body, ending up with ur dick in a crooked position or u landing falt on ur ass

i never fuck stutter

by chrisguy March 5, 2004

Fire-Starter

A girl that dates a guy that later comes out of the closet ( announces his 'gayness').

Julie: Hey, LeAnn, what ever happened to that guy you were datin'?

LeAnn: Haven't you heard, he dates Mike now.

Julie: You mean he's gay.

LeAnn: Yeah, so is the ex before him. They hooked up.
Julie: Dang girl, you're a fire-starter!

by LeAnn C January 19, 2008

Stutter butter

(noun)The fine lubricating spray that covers the lips of one who stutters, and their nearby companions.

He went in for a kiss but alas, slid right off, stutter butter causing her lips to resemble a slip and slide.

by Lady Lenore December 27, 2007

Conversation Starters

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.

"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

by CallMeTeee.. July 20, 2014