Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

sloppopotamus

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

by sloptard March 17, 2011

sloppy joan

While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.

"She was a naughty lil kitty, last night i gave her a Sloppy Joan and she liked it!"

by redijedi June 22, 2005

DK Sloppy

the act of being extremely drunkenly sloppy to the point of embarassment

girl: omg, did you see how drunk she was last night?
guy: holy shit, she was sooo DK Sloppy

by The Town Drunk April 9, 2009

Sloppy Nigger Walk

the ridiculous walk that niggers use. If all people were uniform color, you could still identify a nigger by his sloppy walk. He'll have one hand on his usually massive cack, swing the other arm more than it needs to be swung, and catch his fat nigger lips on trip wires, pigeons, hot dog carts, bannana peels, and other random objects.

Hey, Simon, watch out. That nigger is approaching with a sloppy nigger walk. Don't let him touch you and give you AIDs.

by Party February 12, 2005

sloppy trout

when you put cranberry sauce on a girls pussy and then slap it with a trout, lick the sauce off then slide in your cock.

i gave that bitch a serious sloppy trout last night. it was delicious.

by Brandan L June 12, 2008

sloppy

See: Altland. Often consumes too much alcohol to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in worst case sloppiness episodes, puking.

GFD (God fucking damnit) Altland is sloppy again.

by GetoffMe January 10, 2005