Glass splash

The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it.

Me: Get back here! I'm gonna kick your a..WHACK!!!
Friend: hah, Glass splash! Epic fail.

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.

"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End

by jariki December 7, 2009

Summertime Splash

when you give someone head under water and when you come up they splash you in the face with their cum

I totally summertime splashed that ho the other day, in the kiddy pool.

Similar to winter snowball with snow.

by Hermione Granger,the Red Ranga October 13, 2011

Gash Splash

When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.

"Ahhh. I just got attacked by that bitch's gash splash"

by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011

Love splash

When a man ejaculates on a woman

"Baby you about to cum on my face? Because I'm about to give you a love splash."

by Andrew Swanson , Beth Rafferty August 26, 2013

soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014

Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015