Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.

Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.

by kosmochic March 23, 2011

spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.

My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.

by ndugu July 6, 2015

spankadocious

To be utterly and absolutely spankingly awesome. To admire a thing of beauty. spank

See that car I cleaned over there ...... its spankadocious

by spankadocious May 21, 2017

Spankhour

The hour during the day when your parents are gone and you have time to rub one out.

"I was on YouTube last night while my parents were gone. Total spankhour."

by NateDogg73 June 23, 2017

spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all

That guy is a fucking spank cunt

by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018

Slank

a word to describe something thats fucked up as shit, but super entertaining

"snortin' pepper is slank!"

by SlimDicky May 11, 2018

Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face

1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

by Omegle’s May 14, 2018