Neely Sneeze

At the moment of a sneeze, block it with your left arm while shooting out your right arm like superman

Nick was gonna look bad if he sneezed in front of his really hot girlfriend, so he resorted to using the Neely Sneeze, which got him laid 5 minutes later.

by RIP and Grinder June 15, 2011

Gorilla Sneeze

When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.

Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.

by Nasty CP July 24, 2011

Dick Sneeze

When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.

Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.

by mr.dicksneeze December 18, 2014

poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

by spidertots August 23, 2011

Sneeze Fetish

When you get hot from looking at people sneeze or fuck while sneezing or some other creepy shit.

Girl: Achooo
Man: Oh God...Bless you...
Girl: WTF why do you have a boner???
Man: Unhhh, sneezing is SO HOT!
Onlooker: Dude, that guy has a sneeze fetish...

by The Bless You Avenger September 26, 2008

Sneeze Wars

A game played with 2 or more participants, involving the act of spontaneously sneezing on one another when they are not expecting it. The game may be played anywhere at any time, and lasts until all but one announce they have quit playing. The last person to not surrender wins. It may take course over a period of hours, days, or weeks.

Hunter: Want to play sneeze wars?

Casey: How do you play that?

Hunter: (Sneezes on Casey, dousing him in snot, spit, and mucous) That's how...

by Shouldawouldacouldadove May 23, 2011

sneezeblesser

a member of a group project that is so useless that they feel validated when they bless someone after they sneeze

I was the sneezeblesser in our physics lab today. I had no idea what was going on.

by Velocitron March 2, 2022