1 definition by Shouldawouldacouldadove
A game played with 2 or more participants, involving the act of spontaneously sneezing on one another when they are not expecting it. The game may be played anywhere at any time, and lasts until all but one announce they have quit playing. The last person to not surrender wins. It may take course over a period of hours, days, or weeks.
Hunter: Want to play sneeze wars?
Casey: How do you play that?
Hunter: (Sneezes on Casey, dousing him in snot, spit, and mucous) That's how...
Casey: How do you play that?
Hunter: (Sneezes on Casey, dousing him in snot, spit, and mucous) That's how...
by Shouldawouldacouldadove April 30, 2011