Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity

Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them

by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023

Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith

One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.

Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.

by brenny_wenny24 April 20, 2019

alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019

Matthew Tyler Smith

Homosexual male, very lazy, never works

Matthew Tyler Smith is such a lazy worker, he never works and all of his packages look like shit

by BigPapa334466 April 24, 2020

Smithbag

The same as a Mingebag, but more elusive and deceitful since they don't possess the whiny irritating voices that have become characteristic of minges. Smithbags find unstable servers on Garrysmod (or any DarkRP server), and get to know the players. They look, act, and sound like a normal player. And then, they bring the server to its *#&!@ing KNEES. This usually happens within a matter of seconds once the Smithbag makes the decision to crash a server. Common responses include, "Wtf lag?" "Whats happening guys" "Why wont my unfreeze work" and "ZOMG guys a smithbag is trying to crash the server ban him!!!"

Related- Smithcycle: When a Smithbag crashes a server and constantly reconnects so he (or she) can crash it as soon as it is up again. Rinse, repeat until bored, then keep doing it anyway.

Noun (Smithbag): "Man, I finally got Traitor and some Smithbag crashed the server. How do you even crash a TTT server? Fucking prick."

Verb (Smithbag): "Man, I took my build server offline because some Smithbag was Smithcycling it for 5 days straight. Fucking prick."

by kudokiller949 November 13, 2011

Slutheimer

A Slutheimer can be found in Haltom City, Tx. Its a one of a kind creature. Can't trust your boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, siblings, or even pets around this beast. She can fit just about ANYTHING in her birth canal. She'll fuck your boyfriend and half of your town in the same day. Sometimes late at night after the birth givers have fallen asleep you can see the Slutheimer sneaking out to find her next victim. Don't be care free around the Slutheimer, always have protection and make no direct skin to skin contact. Just kissing her puts you in contact with the last 10 or more dicks that entered her mouth within the past 24 hours. Don't let her innocent little girl act fool you, she is a nasty slut. She would be a whore. but she's not worth the money or even a crumb of crack-cocaine. Anyone who decides to be in a relationship with this wild animal gets cheated on at least five times before its been a month. Slutheimer is no joking matter.

"Hey bro my dick really burns when I piss and I have sores all over me, what caused all this mess?"
"Man, its probably from when you fucked that Slutheimer. I turned down that pass around for a reason."
"You're probably right, I got her after the whole football team was done with her."

by Cream3.14 November 17, 2014

smithy boy and da crew

a group of 12 year olds hanging out with a 20 year old called L dot, smithy boy is the leader of the gang while L dot spits unintelligable bullshit

person 1: i watched the weirdest video last night

person 2: what was it
person 1: smithy boy and da crew
person 2: how does it go
person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot
WHAT!
E-sell dar
Bella get bar gwar
Top of the block
Money get dropped
Cause I top of the bee
Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!)
Ak on to tha airs
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by L dot and smithy boy February 2, 2017