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Smithbag 

The same as a Mingebag, but more elusive and deceitful since they don't possess the whiny irritating voices that have become characteristic of minges. Smithbags find unstable servers on Garrysmod (or any DarkRP server), and get to know the players. They look, act, and sound like a normal player. And then, they bring the server to its *#&!@ing KNEES. This usually happens within a matter of seconds once the Smithbag makes the decision to crash a server. Common responses include, "Wtf lag?" "Whats happening guys" "Why wont my unfreeze work" and "ZOMG guys a smithbag is trying to crash the server ban him!!!"

Related- Smithcycle: When a Smithbag crashes a server and constantly reconnects so he (or she) can crash it as soon as it is up again. Rinse, repeat until bored, then keep doing it anyway.
Noun (Smithbag): "Man, I finally got Traitor and some Smithbag crashed the server. How do you even crash a TTT server? Fucking prick."

Verb (Smithbag): "Man, I took my build server offline because some Smithbag was Smithcycling it for 5 days straight. Fucking prick."
Smithbag by kudokiller949 November 13, 2011
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smith bag 

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.
somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.
smith bag by soul plane August 26, 2009
Related Words
1. A person who is said to have a tiny scrotum (hence the 'bag') Used both as fact and as an insult.

2. It can also refer to the scrotum itself.
'Apparently he's a smitbag', 'You're such a smitbag'

'Just cos you have a smitbag'
Smitbag by JMJackson February 4, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026