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Slobberknob

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.
by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010
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slobal

Wow, slobal sucks
by Mike October 18, 2003
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slobititus

means:- bein a redneck slob caught by standing near hillbillies to long or seeing britney spears with her boi
too long on the television.
by wonderboy May 13, 2005
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Slobertune

slobertune in when oral sex is proformed.
Man, that chick is so hot, i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.
by Yellow_ledbelly December 14, 2006
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slobblebotch

this is when a lady friend decides to fuck with your head while garggling a mouthfull of man-juice.
dirty bitch.
man...she slobblebotched my spunk last night...
dude,...thats fucking gross.
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Sloboggan

A sleek bullet- or sled-shaped board built much like a toboggan. Sloboggans are built for speed and travel much farther than both sleds and toboggans.
Bill went twice as far on his sloboggan as his friends on sleds.
by zimz12 December 17, 2008
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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