slippery slug

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.
Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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Slippery dickory doc

The you’re fucking a girl from behind standing up and she cums all over the hardwood floor , and you slip in the cum and get injured.
She likes the slippery dickory dock ,but last time I about broke my ankle!
by Doc Cook August 10, 2021
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Slippery chicken sandwich

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.
Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.
by Willydue July 07, 2022
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A Slippery Apricot

Similar to a slippery slope, but in relation to mistakes. A mistake that is an impetus and leads to other mistakes down the line - often costly ones that cascade further.
Skipping my morning workout was a slippery apricot, as I didn't get anything done the entire day.
by Patagonia19 September 03, 2023
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Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.
Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.
by Angel O' Death69 April 21, 2013
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Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
by Arhs28 July 09, 2022
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the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 09, 2019
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