Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds

“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”

by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019

Ferry shagger

David coats from south Queensferry, shags who he wants when the bitches want it

A man that is from south Queensferry but works as roofer in Edinburgh, ie ferry shagger

by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 16, 2008

Sheep Shaggers

Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.

Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"

They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.

1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?

"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!


2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!

by Kiwichick December 9, 2008