A derogatory term used by insecure males who couldn’t have a girlfriend even if they did everything for them.
Did you see Jake give flowers to his girlfriend yesterday on snap? SIMP.
You dead asked her out last week..
(Yes, that’s why I’m putting her boyfriend down so she regrets not wanting me. I can’t stand seeing other people happy.)
You dead asked her out last week..
(Yes, that’s why I’m putting her boyfriend down so she regrets not wanting me. I can’t stand seeing other people happy.)
by spookyghost2 September 21, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible
Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.
My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by encolpius February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.
“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”
by sirnigga February 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug.