Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 1, 2010

shredding cheddar

spending cash, making it rain

when i get rich imma be shredding cheddar

by fecht January 5, 2010

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

Shreading

To longboard at high speeds.

Jim was sure shreading down that hill.

by sorchay June 10, 2008

Schrodinger's Faggot

As long as you can't see the penis of a trap , it is not considered gay.

A trap (tranny , transgender ) adaptation of the famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger

"I came across nudes of this fine girl Gina McSoftcokk, but found that it's actually a tranny. Thank goodness the poster didn't post any full body pictures so Schrodinger's Faggot applied and I could jack it to her without straying from my straight sexuality. " - Desperate incel

by knikknax July 16, 2018

shredding the folds

female masturbation (through hand stimulation, without dildo or other toys).

girl one: "Man, I haven't gotten laid in forever!"
girl two: "Me neither... but I've been shredding the folds a lot, so it's okay."

by Brie33 December 19, 2007