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Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
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Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015
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Stealthflexing

A way of flexing around others with bigger muscles without the appearance you are in fact flexing. Stealth flexing gives you the excuse "I wasn't even flexing" when others start making fun of your gains......or lack there of...
Jereme was stealthflexing in order to show off his gains without ridicule.
by The Creator of Life. July 3, 2015
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stealthclick

-verb (v.)
-noun (n.)
The act of stealthily clicking an object in the monitor of said screen. This will occur naturally to men and less to women, the human will stealthclick unto said "porn website" to hide information about said "anal videos"
"Jerry, where you stealthclicking?"
by inventingwords May 22, 2016
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stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.
I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.
by Petestream May 12, 2016
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Stealth Dreidel

A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.
Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."
by WallasWallas December 9, 2016
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salthead

A dude who is a firm surfer, or who is beach bumming.
Look at that salthead out there, he's showing up there everyday.
Yeah, stay salty !
by @salthead_ January 19, 2017
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