scrote token

any inordinate object provided to one in place of their scrotum

John lost his balls and accompanying skin sack in an unfortunate pogo stick accident. He now uses a kush ball as his scrote token...ask him to see it, its neat!

by Unkel Remus October 20, 2011

Scrotal Singe

When a man shoves his nuts far down his partner's throat, causing he or she to gag and regurgitate, and the regurgitated stomach acid burns the gentleman's nut sack.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop going on and on about her day so to shut her the fuck up, I shoved my balls down her throat, and accomplished my mission of silencing her, but I ended up with a scrotal singe after she regurgitated from gagging on my hairy coin purse.

by cantbetheking November 2, 2013

Scrotein

1.) The proteins found in semen 2.) orally ingested semen

1.) I convinced my health-conscious gf to go down on me by saying she'd get 100% of her daily scrotein.

2.) This fag loves his scrotein shakes

by StutterMuffin October 18, 2014

Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.

He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.

by Stun13 August 13, 2014

scrotam

The loudest of all farts.

Damn man, my dad heard that scrotam all the way from the basement....good one...holy shit you stink.

by everyman November 7, 2002

scrotal

adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).

See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

Scrotee

Scrotee - When person A inverts themselves and places their taint near the mouth of person B, thus making their balls fall on, and beyond, person B's chin. The placement of person A's balls makes person B appear to be wearing balls as facial hair, or "goatee" made of scrotum.

Did you see Bruno make Eminem wear a Scrotee at the Mtv Movie awards?

by buddhadh June 1, 2009