scorchdick

Oral sex with Siracha sauce on the penis

The secret to a successful marriage is having scorchdick on taco tuesdays!

by Goodfella joe May 6, 2019

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

Scorcher1601

The master of DarkHumor

Scorcher1601 said "how many babies does it take to paint a wall....depends on how hard you throw them"

by Scorcher1601 July 7, 2019

Scotch

A type of illegal substance.

"Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"

by Scotchandcoke123 August 2, 2019

Scrotch

When you need to scratch your crotch.

I need to scrotch.

by Batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman August 5, 2019

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Scootch ya Mootch

Nicer way to tell someone to move or get up from a spot.

To get someone to get their butts out of your way.

Derulo: Ariana Grande told me to “Scootch Ya Mootch”

Jason: What does that mean?

Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!

by lil_gyggles January 20, 2020