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Shockle

To engage in something grandiose as not to cause celebration more than shock. Intentional underachievement.
Alicia just received her Ph.D. in neuroscience and just got a job at the gas station. She's in it for the shockles.
by Dr. Aijalon July 27, 2010
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Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.
A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!
by secretPerver April 26, 2011
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shock snap

when you say something to shock the person and then take a pic immediately after to capture their hilarious shock face.
haha look at the hilarious shock snap i took of her!
by buffy14 April 12, 2014
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Shock and ahh

The act of tasing an individual and then tea bagging them while they are incapacitated.
Gave him the shock and ahh.

TWL
by Devildog TWL November 11, 2018
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Shockofgod

A far-right evangelical Christian YouTuber who is notorious for his motorcycle-humping, incoherent babbling, empty legal threats against his "debate" opponents, insulting his opponents instead of actually backing up his claims in a debate, his love for Conservapedia, and most of all, his unhealthy obsession with atheism. He claims to have "evidence" to prove that atheism is wrong, but in reality, all he does is shout the exact same argument again and again: the Reversed Burden of Proof.
Typical Shockofgod "debate"

Shockofgod: (having a Shock-gasm) "THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT! THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT! THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT! THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT! THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT! THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT! THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT ATHEISM IS TRUE AND CORRECT!"
Opponent (who uses common sense): I'm sorry Shock, but that's not how burden of proof works. You can't prove a neg-
Shock: FATTY! Your argument is invalid, you stupid, ugly, cowardly commie! I declare VICTORY. (boots opponent off the mic)
(Opponent rejoins) I'm back.
Shock: How DARE you hack back into my debate room?! I WILL SUE YOU!!!!
Opponent: Yeah, right.
by R0-84N November 12, 2018
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shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .
When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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Shockanokanoma

A replacement for practically any swear word you can think of in the spur of the moment to prevent you from getting in to trouble
You get bad news' to avoid getting in trouble shout ', shockanokanoma!
by Sludge May 26, 2021
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