Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
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Someone who thinks a 12-second Instagram Reel is the same as a PhD. Gives unsolicited life advice based entirely on vibe-based pseudoscience and captions like “READ THAT AGAIN.” Least qualified person in the room, most confident voice in the group chat.
“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”
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A teacher who actually cares about his students. A teacher who causes a spike in his students' creativity level and not their blood pressure. A teacher who let's his students make jokes in class. A madlad who plays guitar in his free time. An all around swell guy that treats others how they would like to be treated. A teacher that does his job so well, he broke the laws of physics by receiving a positive definition on Urban Dictionary despite being a teacher.
Ricardo: "Yo did you see how Pewdiepie raised $1.5 million for charity in a year?"
Jaqueese: "Yeah, He really goes the extra mile to help others. He's just like Mr. Scholp 🤣!"
Jaqueese: "Yeah, He really goes the extra mile to help others. He's just like Mr. Scholp 🤣!"
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