Baumn's definitions

Instagram Reel Scholar

Someone who thinks a 12-second Instagram Reel is the same as a PhD. Gives unsolicited life advice based entirely on vibe-based pseudoscience and captions like “READ THAT AGAIN.” Least qualified person in the room, most confident voice in the group chat.

“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”

by Baumn December 11, 2025

Mourx

To absolutely demolish a large amount of food, usually when one is inebriated.

I passed the bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to my buddy Frank, he must’ve been pretty stoned because when I got them back they were mourxed

by Baumn November 4, 2022