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I passed the bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to my buddy Frank, he must’ve been pretty stoned because when I got them back they were mourxed
by Baumn November 4, 2022
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“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”
by Baumn December 11, 2025
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