Tokyo Sandblaster

When you go down on a girl while having a beard that rubs her inner thighs and vagina raw.

Conan O'brien gave his wife the ole tokyo sandblaster last night.

by Oski2005 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of throwing large amounts of sand in the face of a chick (preferably asian) right after blasting a massive load that one has been building up for days directly into her face, creating a course gooey mask that when enthusiastically smeared around by the girl, covers her entire mug. This act brings a whole new beachfront meaning to the word bukkake. A word derived from Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or splash water). The unique mixture created when combining jizum and sand is sometimes produced in survivor situations to be used as a form of crude epoxy adhesive.

I took that chick under the pier and gave her a tokyo sandblaster. It was crazy, she was lying there for a half hour wearing it as a mask like I just gave her a spa treatment.

by BlakeMayne November 18, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Throwing a handfull of flour in your girls face just before you ejaculate.

The Tokyo Sandblaster all started with my Ex. She pissed me off one day, so later that night while I was working her from behind, I told her to turn around and take a shot to her face. When she did, I whipped a handfull of flower in her face. She happened to be Japanese

by ashebringer November 11, 2010

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004

Sanduskied

A football term used when a defensive unit blows a late-game lead.

The Steelers sanduskied any chance of victory when the Ravens marched 92 yards in the game's final minutes.

by UhOhJoePa November 7, 2011

slippery sandal

when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off

slippery sandal: blow job of the toes

by soup of the day September 28, 2009

Adam sandler

A "comedic genius" with a fan base i'm assuming between the ages of 6 - 12 and 80 - 100+ (when senility has a firm grip).... also..... stomping around and yelling to the best of your ability doesn't make you a tough guy,it just makes you look like more of a dipshit.

If that loudmouth Adam sandler wannabe doesn't shut the fuck up,i'm gonna show him what tough really looks like.

by Black hole 1982 December 3, 2020