wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

by mrchips March 8, 2007

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simon

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!

"Hey you see that sexy beast over there?"
"WOW!! thats one hell of a Simon."

by kinesotape January 8, 2017

Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.

A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008