Early bird sucks the dick 

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

Early bird sucks the dick by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

this game sucks 

A statement made by a gamer when his opponent uses game mechanics against him, leading to infuriating results. The gamer gets salty regardless of whether he wins or loses the game. He wants the game developers to make changes to the game mechanics to prevent such circumstances from repeatedly occurring.

"Chat, all he did was low forward drive rush and fireball drive rush. This game sucks!"
"I knew the drive rush was coming and I still get hit. This game sucks!"
"This game sucks. Marvel is the best fighting game ever created."

this game sucks by MostHonestGamer March 21, 2024

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis 

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis by queensburykid March 30, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day 

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day 

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day by daelynfr May 9, 2024

This Group Sucks 

Is to definite a group of individuals who actually suck at everything else but Roblox: Pressure and they are Soo extremely skilled they don't even shower once.

Hey your group sucks like This Group Sucks or TGS for short.

This Group Sucks by Velitow January 30, 2025

damn that sucks

something you'd only tell complete strangers online because you'd get your ass kicked to the moon if you said it to their faces

person 1: jesus christ this game is so unfair! literally got scammed out of my rewards because of this "first come, only served" B.S.

person 2: damn that sucks

damn that sucks by Mr. Mage 750 January 25, 2026