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ate my shorts

Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be
The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.

Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.
by PrettyBoyJohnny November 29, 2017
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Big Boy Shorts

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.
Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!
by BadNightmarez November 8, 2018
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Cunt'ah'soras

When your friend or a person is acting like they are retarded.
Ethan said "crackhead is such a cunt'ah'soras"
by Mr .proxy August 25, 2019
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Friends with sort of benefits

Friends with benefits but you guys don’t have sex. you just make out and are really close until you guys fall for each other.
me and sara are Friends with sort of benefits
by eli houldding December 3, 2019
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Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks
Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out
by Hoezlife January 5, 2020
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Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"
"eat my shorts!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
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Mr. SoftSoles

A femboy with some of the most fantastic feet you've ever seen: soft, supple, & sexy soles mixed with angelic arches & tantalizing toes.
"Did you see the post Mr. SoftSoles put up on Reddit?"
"Thélo posted again!? This'll be the 3rd time this week I've gooned my brains out to them"
by PrettyFeetPumper March 19, 2023
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