soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

Soda

A type of drink that consists of caffeine sugar water and flavor

I invented a new flavor for soda.

by Soda77456 June 10, 2018

Chocolate Soda

When an interracial couple has sex that ultimately ends in explosive diarrhea

“Don’t Tell anyone, but Patricia and Tyrone just shared a chocolate soda.”

by hazelbeit April 14, 2018

Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

cream soda

Cumming in someones drink while they're away.

"Okay, which of you fuckers gave me a cream soda while I was taking a shit"

by logistikalism November 22, 2019

Chub Soda

The bubbly froth from a man's meat log, also known as the chub.

This hookerbot was thirsty so I mixed her up a Pen Island vodka and chub soda.

Road tripin' with my bitch and she said she needed a drink. I pulled my junk out and gave her the ol' chub soda.

Hoe had dude ranch on her breath so I told her to swish my chub soda.

by Dixie_Knormous November 22, 2019

Soda Spice

Basically the bubbles in the soda that make that shit S P I C Y. Some heathens with call it "fiz" or whatever but nah. that bubbly shit on your tongue when you down a whole thing of Bocter Bepper is what we refer to as SODA SPICE my nigga. Bro lowkey this shit will make you awaken the rinnegan, not even lyin.

Quinn: yo mikey what are you drinking?

Mikey: just some cherry Coke

Quinn: NIGGA DOES IT GOT ME SOME OF THAT SODA SPICE?!??!?

Mikey: YOU BET JOTARO'S CREAMY ASSHOLE IT'S GOT SOME SODA SPICE

by R A N D L E B April 8, 2019