flagrant shrimp

Shrimp with an attitude; A shrimp who flaunts its own flamboyant shrimpness.

Did you see that coconut prawn dancing at the club last night? That was one flagrant shrimp!

by John Ford got Punked June 21, 2005

Lets put another shrimp on the barbie

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.

pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

by FatGimp February 4, 2005

Jumbo Shrimp

First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.

Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."

Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"

Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"

Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"

by lombard116 October 18, 2010

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009

Puerto Rican Shrimp

Cheddar Cheese Curls.

Alexandro and Roberto sat on the stoop, eating their Puerto Rican shrimp.

by Burn No Bridges January 9, 2008

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 22, 2008