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scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.
"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."
by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009
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Scoop and Pull

When you are riding your significant other, and he lifts and pulls you by the cheeks..to where you are hovering over his face.
"Oh my god. I was riding him and all of a sudden he gave me a scoop and pull on his face..it was awesome!!"
by Guac February 5, 2009
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scoopability

1. A food's potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. A serving/eating utensil's ability to pick up food.
Dude: Hand me that spatula!
Friend: No, it doesn't have scoopability.
Dude: lolwut?
Friend: It will not aid you in obtaining your food.
by PostItPenname July 26, 2010
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Scoop

The act of bending your pointer finger at both joints making a hook shape. This is used to flick across the nipple or to make the bosom of your victim bounce, in an act of agression.
James: Imma scoop you nigga
William: I'd love to see you try.
James *scoops william* "Scoop"
William: MY NIPPLE!!!!!!!!
Josh: OH NO MAN DOWN!
by Jnasty502 March 14, 2013
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scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary
Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend
by Kii_wii October 27, 2015
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scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015
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scoop dick

A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.
Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.
by Vauhgn June 28, 2016
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