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rent a cop

A fat worthless security guard who makes 7 $ an hour, usually has no gun becuase they can,t afford one, sits on a bench waiting for something exciting to happen. tries to act like he has higher authority then everyone else. but gets paid lower then minumim wage.
rent a cop hey you there stop running
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away
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Rent-a-Girl

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.
So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.
by major_delmac May 13, 2005
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runt

would generaly mean a spliff in literal form,tho could often be the abrieve of runtache,which covers prity much all forms of weed before the recting phase. see also,rect and rais.
"im gaspin man,i havnt had a runt all day". or, "yo,my dealers been busted. know anyone who can sort me some runt?"
by daVilse April 27, 2004
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Rent-a-crew

Any fraternity/sorority on a college campus, basically you pay the frat/soro for friends because you're too much of a loser to make them yourself
There goes Sam and his Rent-a-crew
by Ruetero March 13, 2009
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Rent A Bum

A very lazy person that's made to work. Someone who's been kicked off public assistance. A lazy person from a temp source.
Chaquita, our new Rent A Bum, just stood around at work waiting on her next break.
by Passion4Conway October 16, 2011
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Rent a crowd

A pseudonym term devoid of any meaning whatsoever. Used by the corporate media, politicians and those who blindly believe them, to dismiss any real opposition off-hand.
Don't worry about that misinformed rent a crowd, everything is going to be fine.
by Shenaniganz September 27, 2015
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Rento

Crazy bloke who is sort out by the ladies, but individually sorts them out one by one
"Far out that rentos going to slay tonight, we havent got a chance!"
by Sketchychoirboy April 23, 2017
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