Randy's Hammer

When you let somebody's grandma fart on you while she watches you take a shit behind a dumpster in the back of a Denver Denny's. Afterwords you wipe your ass with soggy used napkins found in said dumpster, and stick them on the dumpster to form a Z shape. This indicates that Zoro was here.

Black Steve: Yo Jim I hooked up with that G-Milf I met at K-Mart the other day, and we decided to go out after for some of Randy's Hammer.
Jim: Ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
Black Steve: Word.

by 1500Percent February 21, 2011

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Randy Savage

To emit a gigantic and strong, yet messy piece of poop.

"I just let a loose a serious Randy Savage in your toilet."

by slim jim007 October 19, 2007

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Randy

A noob at a certain activity, one who is a novice.

I played with some real Randy's at golf today.

by KKKarl666 May 19, 2016

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Randy

A handy, or hand job. When someone reaches around you from behind to give you a hand job.

I hope I get a randy out of this.

by Wurling Durbous January 24, 2017

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Randy

A wierdo. He will stalk girls and dosent know when to stop. He is a ginormous hypocrite. If there is one good thing about him it is that he’s good at video games cause he is a nerd.

There is a randy that won’t stop harassing me.

by Telegraph turtle February 26, 2018

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