Hotch Rocket

A phrased used by the fictional character Penelope Garcia in the hit CBS show Criminal Minds.

What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.

'Did you hear?'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'

by thecriminalprofiler November 7, 2011

Shit Rocket

A shit so intense, that shoots out of your ass so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.

Every time I eat bacon cheeseburgers, I have to take a Shit Rocket.

by Baby_Blaster January 19, 2012

Douche Rocket

A person who’s douchery has no limits.

Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 4, 2018

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

CHOCH ROCKET

a choch rocket is a motorbike (crotch rocket) driven by a "bro" or anyone else who could be considered douchy

look at that metrosexual bro pullin a wheelie on his choch rocket. i hope he crashes.

by codeth 333 July 28, 2011

snot rocket

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

trojan rocket

A used condom blown up like a balloon and let go.

"That trojan rocket really messed up my Nirvana poster."

by skidmark May 15, 2005