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Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.
Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.
by dover.snarker October 9, 2008
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Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 23, 2012
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Radical Republican

A member of a wonderful gang of caucasians who where white hoods and robes and have sexual retlations with their own children.
by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005
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Republican hot

An woman that's attractive in that intriguingly forbidden way, because her look leads you to believe she is likely Republican. She can be seen killin it in a button down shirt, well-fitting white pants, fashionable belt, and probably ankle boots. She will probably age into Chico's model status.
Me: She look right, but got that Republican hot vibe, bruh. She is not tryna fuck with us.

Cuz: Maybe, but I got my boat shoes on. I got this but don't tell nobody.
by ODavid February 17, 2018
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Republican't

When someone just cannot deal with republicans anymore.
Jessica: Donald Trump just grabbed me by the pussy.
Oscar: Ugh! I just republican't.
by little_sister_of_Grace March 3, 2018
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Republican Management

CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT

If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague

If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive

If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up

If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot

If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer

If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut

If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue

If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary

If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone

If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism

If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head

If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest

If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
A diatribe on the republican management of the USA.
by Johann Bernoulli May 31, 2018
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Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021
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