Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus

Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “

by Elwipfo July 22, 2018

wrestling receipt

Payback

Wrestling receipt You potatoe’d me and now you’re getting one back. Chair shot was too stiff, so you’ve got one coming

by anonymous September 15, 2020

wrestling receipt

Payback

Wrestling receipt You potatoe’d me and now you’re getting one back. Chair shot was too stiff, so you’ve got one coming

by anonymous September 15, 2020

cvs receipt

An extra long sales receipt.

He told his story like he was reading from a CVS receipt.

by MeMacs August 3, 2021

get at my recent

to like a most recent post

get at my recent!

by uccers January 21, 2019

Racketeering

rak-i-teer-ing

verb
To intentionally engage upon a topic or situation, either solely or collectively, of which may normally be viewed as, "objectionable," thus, reacting in such a way otherwise viewed as, "extraordinary," with the intent of the racketeerers' amusement. Racketeering is therefore, generally, a deviant behavior for the sole purpose of entertainment.

Somebody must have been racketeering on me when they served me this chicken. I'd say it's dryer than the Sahara Desert on leap year; situational, at best.

by 2Shey August 29, 2019

Top Racker

Someone who wears above an 8 in women's jeans at Abercrombie & Fitch, thus causing an employee to get out a step latter to reach the top rack where they are located.

"Yeah, I'm actually on my way to get a step ladder. This girl is a top racker."

"Where is the step ladder? This girl I'm helping is a top racker."

by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009