Nadamay Putin

Two gay guys tapping each others butts together.. nothing happening.

Similar to the scissor kick.

I’m sorry I can’t get too grammar league in this day in age.

Nadamay Putin somewhere else besides here. 🦗

by ODeed March 21, 2020

childe's puponautas

genshin impact character tartaglia putting a sex toy looking children's toy we'd get in maxima in his asshole and shitting all over it

"do ya'll want to hear my new genshin headcannon?"

"so basically childe steals all of teucers puponauts and puts them in his bussy"

"that's what i call childe's puponautas"

by ginglikestofuckgon March 4, 2021

Putinflation

Widespread increase in global prices due to sanctions, and impacts on supply and demand across a variety of sectors, that are directly or indirectly a result of Putin's 2022 illegal and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.

Putinflation can now be observed at the gas pump at most countries. Fuck Putin.

by Cantharellus March 2, 2022

put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

putin'd

The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).

Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)

by Steven Sinski February 11, 2014

Plutonium

really really really dope

yo that new wu-tang clan track is fucking PLUTONIUM.

by gza,rza,odb,ugod,MK,GK,rae,INS,meth,cappa October 2, 2007