cream puff

the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl's pussy instead of inside it

Kate wasn't on birth control so I couldn't give her a creampie. So, I blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead.

by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

dick puffer

one who is a dick sucker.
dick drunk

Ms Puffs on Dick is a professional dick puffer.

by Big V December 8, 2004

Puff Cunt

The area above the cunt and below the navel, usually where the cunt hair is; tending to get a little fat puff after freshman year. See also; Cunt Gut

Girl, I've got such a puff cunt, I can't wear spandex to the county fair!

by RUSnKEN January 12, 2006

puff

1)to inhale, usually from a cigarette.
2)4 puffs = a drag
3)last 4 puffs = kill
4)last puff = LP
5)half of a smoke = deuce

1) Jessica, give me a puff of your smoke.
2) you wanna give me a drag on that cigarette?
3) Give me deuce on that butt and I'll deuce one with you later.
4) *Jessica lights a cigarette*
Tony: I call deuce!

by radioslut* June 21, 2005

Puffer Fish

A person who places their open mouth around the anus of their partner and creates an air tight seal and allows their partner to fart in their mouth causing their cheeks to puff up like a puffer fish.

That girl's ass is so beautiful, I would let her make me a puffer fish just to see what she tasted like.....

by my anus itches October 22, 2009

proffelcher

One who drinks anything that a pseudo-intellectual professor spews forth from his anus.

Ward Churchill is a great thinker! I trust that he really is dialed in on reality because everything that he says of does is based in fact.
1. He is an American Indian
2. He was a spec-op shadow warrior in Viet Nam
3. He actually earned his degrees.
4. He never plagiarizes others work

by Greg West March 13, 2005

proffed

Acquired, as in the 'acquisition of military resources', or, as is more than likely the case, - stolen.

He proffed, when he found the item unattended.

by Donkey Walloper July 22, 2016