poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 11, 2006

poon wedgie

When the front of a woman pants gets eatten by her massive va jay jay.

Dannnnnnng Gurl Look at That bitches poon wedgie

by Shakita August 19, 2006

Groon Poon

Nasty Pussy
Groony Pussy

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.

by Ya Boy Slim Thug March 25, 2010

Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 3, 2012

Latitudinal Poonal Drift

The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.

"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."

"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."

by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

teeny poon

really good pussy from a girl under the age of 18

I picked up a Catholic schoolgirl and got some teeny poon. It was sweet!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003