But Our Princess is in Another Castle

An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.

Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?

His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.

by Boss79 February 16, 2009

Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...

I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.

by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010

Princess peach

The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.

Man, 4 chan has a lot of princess peach porn.

by Bob mcbobington August 7, 2008

princess

What dads call their little girls these days.

Ashley: Daddy, may I have some ice cream?

Dad: Sure, anything for you, princess.

Ashley: You're the best, daddy!

by Mz_Tana1997 November 29, 2009

Princess parts

Your vagina, pussy

Daddy my princess parts are tingling again.

by King kongs dong June 27, 2016

Princess Daisy

a princess from the Nintendo series. she is way better than princess peach but is IGNORED! she is also way stronger than peach too.

Random guy 1:whaduuheckisgoinon?!?!?! RRRRRRRRRRGHHH! I HATE PEACH SHE SUCKS!!!

Coolastro: You should use Princess Daisy you dumb-head!

by coolastro July 30, 2010

Waffle Princess

A girl who likes her waffle eaten. She lets guys make a waffle call late at night. She doesn't discriminate, everyone can have her waffle. She's even been known to give her 2 cats her waffle. She can only become a waffle Queen after her waffles' have been eaten by many, MANY people (animals included).

Did you see the size of her waffle?

They don't call her the waffle princess for nothing.

I'm hungry and drunko, wtf do i do?

Visit the waffle princess, she'll fill you up.

by Joe Hammer November 28, 2011