premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.

"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"

by Mc May May July 24, 2009

ski-premacist

A skiier who thinks they are superior to snowboarders simply because they ski. This attitude is usually found in WASP-y New Englanders decked out in Bogner.

Nothing worse than a ski-premacist when you're trying to enjoy a day on the slopes, bro.

by j3ssme0w January 3, 2010

Perma-Fried

To have done so many drugs, that one would expect you to be affected by drugs 24/7, even though you might not be, but you probably are.

James: Alex are you high?
Alex: Dude i dont even know i have done it like four times today already.
James: you must be perma-fried

by Free Weezy June 9, 2010

Premake

Re-imagining a popular modern-day film as if it were filmed in the past. Created and popularized by youtube user "whoiseyevan".

I didn't know Ghostbusters was created in the 50s.

No, dude. It wasn't. You're thinking about the premake.

by Beaglejuice October 5, 2009

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010

perma-shocker

A hand on either a male or female which is missing the ring finger, hence giving someone a permanant shocker.

He lost is finger in an accident and now he has a perma-shocker!!!!

by Brian Herr May 22, 2007