Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.

"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."

by theleglog March 9, 2012

pre-eat

To eat a snack or meal before going out for dinner, usually on a date.

"Dinner went ok, but the dishes were so small I would have starved if my date didn't let me finish half her plate!"

"Man, next time you better pre-eat!"

by chipsnsalsa April 18, 2009

Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

by CreoleInDC January 6, 2010

Pre-Tox

The act of abstainence prior to a major alcoholic binge

Jonny W: how come you are not drinking tonight
Jonny S: just cleaning the pipes for my weekend in Napa with da boyz
Jonny W: Pre-Tox. Niiice

by The brown fox July 13, 2013

pre-boner

a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".

"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."

by tvlesher December 28, 2014

Pre-ejaculation

The act of "half cumming" in which a man can feel ejaculation coming on, and then, at the first twitch of his scrotum, can control and then stop the orgasm, thus creating stamina he didn't know he had!

Jack was in full control until his girlfriend started screaming for him to come which caused "pre-ejaculation", but, after much concentration about tennis, he was able to stop his scrotum from twitching, and instead of cumming, rode for another hour and 11 minutes!

by jjsanantonio April 29, 2010

Pre-teen player

Fugly guys over the age of 25 who prey on younger innocent teenage girls for sex; since they are mentally weaker.

"dam that derrick; hes a fucking pre-teen playa!"

by K November 13, 2003