Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.

DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!

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Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)

(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!

Pre flop dickery by Sketzz October 30, 2011

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Predicktable

When someone has the same boring moves in bed

"Aarons only got one move in the sack" says Wilbur. "Yeah, he's so predicktable" shout Iggy and Tempest

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Predickament

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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