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Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.
"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."
by theleglog March 9, 2012
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pre-med dick

A pre-med student who acts like a doctor but hasnt gotten in to medical school and probably never will.
What a pre-med dick, he thinks he can diagnose me with schizophrenia.
by LKO August 14, 2006
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Pre-Dicked

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.
by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017
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Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.
DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!
by The Advanced July 11, 2011
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Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)
(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!
by Sketzz October 30, 2011
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Predicktable

When someone has the same boring moves in bed
"Aarons only got one move in the sack" says Wilbur. "Yeah, he's so predicktable" shout Iggy and Tempest
by Iguardo July 14, 2010
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Predickament

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.
Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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