Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.

Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it

"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023

Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

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😱: Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

What I call genders who are addicted to suppositories.

Person 1: Are you addicted to suppositories?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: 《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025

Raider Paranoia

The overwhelming anxiety experienced by players of Arc Raiders; wherein the player is jittery and plagued by a consistent fear of a.) being shot in the back while looting or attacking enemies; b.) being attacked and knocked while extracting from a round; or c.) being overwhelmed by Arc enemies and left to crawl to death out in the wild. Other experiences may vary and contribute to this condition.

Don’t play with Todd, he has Raider Paranoia and shoots any person or thing that moves.

Sorry, I’m hanging back so far, hyper-watching the skies, and moving slowly, team. I have Raider Paranoia.

by JamKamDiddly January 11, 2026