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Chinga-poor

Chingapoor is a derogative for Singapore- an artificial "Pleasantville" nation of dorks, gays, and very sexy women horny for white men.
We're stopping by Chinga-poor
Feck! I'm so sick of it- nothing but shops
by Feckerville September 25, 2008
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poor guy

EX: When a girl makes fun of her ex boyfriend's penis size.... All you can say is... poor guy.
by Jizz Guy :-) January 10, 2010
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poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.
Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

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Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

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Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

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OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

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OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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poor whore

n.

A term used offensively to attack those who are lacking in wealth and are rather bitchy or slutty. Often used in response to rich bitch.
Devon: Omg u r sch a rich bitch!
Krystal: Oh ya?! Well ur jus a poor whore!
by Olsen Pickett December 9, 2004
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poor

"brian why do your parents have such shit jobs, no wonder you are so poor "
by the preacher October 14, 2019
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faux-poor

To be fashionably poor.

Middle classes feigning poverty despite large ammounts of reserve cash i.e. ISA's, stocks and/or bonds in the vain attempt to follow a perceived fashion in poverty caused by the recent credit crunch.

Conspicuous consumption whilst pleading poverty.

Using the recent credit crunch as an excuse for not donating to charity or buying from doorstep salespeople.

Dining at "lesser" resteraunts proclaiming loudly how much you can only afford the cheaper menu items and how you won't be ordering a starter.
Typical faux-poor conversation
Waiter: "That will be a total of £240.73 for a meal for two sir, would you like like to a gratuity to your American Express Platinum Card?"

Faux-Poor reply: "...no I would not like to add a service tip to my credit card! can't you see I'm broke?"
by mickee1473 April 27, 2009
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a poor do

A situation that is unsatisfactory
That's a bit of a poor do
by Debs July 29, 2003
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