planking

Planking is where you take a picture of yourself laying on some obscure object as stiff as a board. It is all about having fun and coming up with some really neet stuff. Also, its a new viral craze.

My friends and I took some really awesome pictures of us planking today.

by sunkan June 11, 2011

Planking

The definition from the 1970's. To place a board, between two points off the ground, in order to defecate. This is usually done to evoke terror in the unsuspecting as it was often done between buildings & high up enough to not be noticed until it was too late.

Friday night Bill & Ehud hung out on the roof top getting drunk, smoking, & scheming. When they had to take a dump they walked out on the board between roof tops & planked an unsuspecting crowd walking by. They were lucky to slip away in the darkness because people couldn't have been too happy about the planking they received from ten stories up.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

Plonker

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

by xJess. June 28, 2010

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003

Plunker

Shit, poo, crap a turd named for the sound it makes as it hits the water in the toilet.

Jim:"Holy shit! What's that smell coming out of the bathroom?"
Rob:"Don't go in there, man. Joel just dropped a massive plunker! I just hope he flushed."

by Tman2217 May 3, 2017

Dunkin-Plunkin

To be consuming a healthy portion of freshly baked jelly doughnuts while simulataneously giving, gettin or receiving a warm enema.

The doctor told Elvis the years of dunkin-plunkin had finnally taken its toll, his teeth were rotten and his rectum was raw.

by BYummy July 7, 2006

plinkie

if some one is cheating or being annoying

Stop It you Plinkie (stop it you cheater/annoying little thing)

by Numsy August 17, 2006