toe potatos

Accumulated skin and dirt particles found between the toes.

"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"

by redleftie January 12, 2016

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

Tough Potatos

When you are tired of hearing someone complaining all the time. Life is hard, stuff happens get over it.

Bill: man I cannot catch a break, my boss hates me, I got a flat, my girl is mad at me.
Frank: Tough potatos man, you are constantly crying about something.

by Brave Feather January 30, 2017

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017