Patrick Shea

Patrick, I can’t even begin to say how kind and caring he is. He can brighten anyone’s day just at the sight of him. He can make you laugh at any moment. When you get a text from him it makes you feel like nothing can being you down.

Patrick Shea... is so kind and caring!

by Emmajane134 December 5, 2018

Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021

The Dirty Patrick

When a transvestite bends over to indicate it is ready to mate. The transvestite then lowers its pants and under garments to reveal a morphed mussy and anus to reveal a purple butthole.

Slash has The Dirty Patrick

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

patrick omo

our bae

where is patrick omo

by ayomide adeoti ayodeji October 26, 2020

Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

by idf_k March 30, 2022

patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

Patrick Pound

When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine

After getting ghosted, Lee Patrick Pounded his sister.

by thej3wforyou May 28, 2022